06/02/2022, 5:30 AM | The Maize | 49 degrees, 75% humidity

Experimental Beatdown: Animal House – Running, Barn Door – Coupon

32 PAX: Bayside, Blades of Glory, Brad Pitt, Cheap Seats, Chowda, Crab Cakes, EA, e-Harmony, Escobar, Exile (#DR), Fine Print, Grimace (#FNG), Hollywood, Lemu, Lincoln Logs, Lite Brite, Mr. Myiagi, Muffs, Nelly, Ozark, Pit Stop, Sasquash, Schrute, Slow Clap, T Ball, Tea Party, Tonight Show, Unicycle, Vlasic, Yodel, Animal House, Barn Door

QIC:  Animal House & Barn Door

5:00 AM      Pre-runners (7): Bayside, Blades of Glory, Cheap Seats, EA, Escobar, Schrute, Unicycle, Animal House.

5:30 AM      Animal House welcomed the Pax to F3 – reminding them of the F3 Mission: Plant, Grow and Serve small workout groups of men for the invigoration of male community leadership.  

Animal House then recited the 5 core principles of F3.  1) Free of charge 2) Open to all men.  3) Held outdoors, 4) Peer led in a rotating fashion and 5) Ends with a Circle of Trust (COT).

Animal then informed the group that he is not a professional and to modify as necessary.

The PAX then split, Animal House taking some on a running beatdown and Barn Door taking some on a coupon beatdown.

Running:

Mosey approximately .5 miles

Station 1: Warm-O-Rama

  • Big Ones – 12 count IC
  • Tappy Taps – 12 count IC

Mosey approximately .5 miles (1.0)

Station 2

  • Jump Squats – 12

Mosey approximately .5 miles (1.5)

Station 3

  • Lunges – 12 (IC)

Mosey approximately .5 miles (2.0)

Station 4

  • Monkey Humpers – 12 (IC)

Mosey approximately .5 miles (2.5)

Station 5

  • Overhead Seal Claps – 12 (IC)

Mosey approximately .5 miles (3.0)

Coupon:

Thang #1 (coupons – in parking lot):

  • Derkins – 30
  • Squats – 25
  • Blockees – 20
  • Overhead Press – 25
  • Rifle Carry around parking lot

Thang #2 (basketball court):

  • Mt. Climbers – 20 IC
  • Flutter Kicks – 25 IC
  • Plank Jacks – 30 IC
  • Freddy Mercury – 25 IC
  • Karaoka – down and back
  • Skip (for height) – down and back

Thang #3 (coupons – in parking lot):

  • Curls – 30
  • Coupon Squat Thrusters – 25
  • Block swings – 20
  • Bent over rows – 25
  • Squats with jump over block – 30

Rinsed and repeated Thang #2

We then came back together for Mary:

  • Sarpy Slammers – 32

COT

Name-a-rama

We welcomed and named FNG Grimace!

Prayers/Announcements

  • Beverly Hills (@F3BeverlyHills) site launch on 6/1
  • First Friday Lunch @ Inner Rail 11:30 AM
  • The Dune (@F3TheDune) Site Launch 6/8 5:30 AM – Aspen Creek Middle School
  • Mount Olympus (@F3MounyOlympus) Pop-up 6/8 5:15 AM, site launch 6/15

The Nugent Flag (@F3NugentFlag) was passed from Unicycle (@wrongjr) to Blades of Glory (@groveromaha). An exchange between two very special HIMs.  Chris Gradoville, 37, Nugent. Rest in Peace, brother.

Message:

The six best doctors in the world are:

  • Sun – get outside
  • Rest – take time to relax, take a break if you are hurt
  • Exercise – Get your heart rate up
  • Diet – Eat clean and use self-control
  • Self-Respect – Behave with honor and dignity
  • Family & Friends – It’s not about things it is about relationships and how you affect those around you.

Nurture these at all stages of your life and enjoy a healthy life.

Aye, brothers!  Keep accelerating! AH

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Our mission is to plant, grow and serve small (free) workout groups for men for the invigoration of male community leadership.

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