AO – Iditarod
Q –Ketchup
PAX: Black Flag, Mahomes, Yard Dart, Tumbleweed, Switch Food, Boji, T-ball, Sweet Sweet, 12 Guage, Z-bo, McCracken
Q Kicked off the festivities promptly at 5:30 and thanked Boji for offering to provide directions to the site. Luckily he was able to make it just fine. He went on to state the mission statement, five core principles, and creedo. Q stated that he was not a professional and asked if there were any FNG’s. Q then announced a mosey for Warmarama
South parking lot for warmarama
- Michael Phelps
- Yodel Thrusts
- Tappy Taps
- Imperial Walkers
- Cherry Pickers
- Groin Stretches
Once done with Warmarama we moseyed back to the north side of the school via the track to the hill that was adjacent to Q street the Menage-Thang.
First Break into Three Man Groups
- Thang 1
- 1’s stay at the top of the hill and do Cylinder Thrusts
- 2’s go the bottom of the hill and do monkey humpers ass to Q
- 3’s are the push
When going back up the hill to relieve the 1’s…Bernie Sanders up
- Thang 2
- 1’s stay at the top of the hill and do WWI’s
- 2’s go the bottom of the hill and do SFE’s
- 3’s are the push
When going back up the hill…bear crawl up
- Thang 3
- 1’s stay at the top of the hill and Burpees
- 2’s go the bottom of the hill and do Dry Docks
- 3’s are the push
When going back up the hill…Bunny Hop up
Omaha called and Bernie Sanders to the flags
MoM
6 inches which was followed up by 1 rounds American Hammer’s Rancid Style.
COT
Announcements – Prayers –
Q talked about how he was one of the first folks that reached out to Boji to get a spot on the Q schedule when they announced Iditarod and went from expecting an early date to September 21 in the span of a week. Initially he was butt hurt about being relegated so far down the list but quickly realized how awesome it is that we have a region where sites are weeks if not months out on availability to lead. The reality is that the entire organization is a ponzi scheme. We have to have new investors in order for this to grow so if you haven’t let one yet…the only thing that is stopping you…is you and your ego and your pride. No one cares that you’re scared. No one cares that you aren’t a runner…not one cares that you can’t do all the movements 100%. What we care about is that you step up, take the reins and help keep the machine running. Give more than you take.
Which…to diverge a bit…I want to take a second to give Boji a BJ…this man right here is one of Omaha’s best. And if you don’t now that already you have been living under a rock. He is always positive, grateful, thankful and has always given more than he has taken. So if there is someone that you new guys should emulate or look up to…it is that man right there. Kindness and humility go a long ways in this world and Boji has it in spades!!!