05/29/2025, 5:30 AM | The Sanitarium |

18 PAX: Bowflex, Cassidy, Chernobyl, Cougar, DOGE, Dozer, Duracell, Feeny, Free Time, Fun Dip, Mr. Hanky, OGK, Ogre, Roaring Kitty, Rooney, Schrute, Takedown, Animal House

QIC:  Animal House

5:30 AM         Animal House welcomed the Pax to F3 – reminding them of the F3 Mission: Plant, Grow and Serve small workout groups of men for the invigoration of male community leadership.  

Animal House then nailed the 5 core principles of F3.  1) Free of charge 2) Open to all men.  3) Held outdoors, 4) Peer led in a rotating fashion and 5) Ends with a Circle of Trust (COT). Along with the F3 Credo: Leave no man behind but leave no man where you find him.

Then Animal House informed the group that he was not a professional and that it is important to remember to MODIFY as needed.

We had no FNG’s today, so we started the warm-up.

WARM-UP The Neutral Zone:

  • SSH – 25 IC
  • Imperial Walkers – 20 IC
  • Arm Circles F/B – 10 each IC
  • Windmills – 10 IC
  • Plank Jacks – 15 IC
  • Calf Raises – 20 IC

We then moseyed to the competition field of the Kings!

Stage 1 The Flatlands (Speed and Cadence) AMRAP 45 sec work/15 sec rest) x 2:

  • Mountain Climbers
  • Squat Jumps
  • Burpees
  • Flutter Kicks (spinning legs)
  • High Knees (sprinting pace)

Stage 2 The Mountains (Climbs & Endurance) x 3:

  • Lunge Walk – 20 yards (standing climb)
  • Carolina Dry Docks – 15 reps (arms burn)
  • Bear Crawl
  • Al Gore – 1 minute (“holding on” during a climb)
  • Sprint to “summit”: 40-yard dash

Cut-a-filp – Each attendee gets to count one of the exercises.

  • 5 Merkins
  • Flip it
  • 5 Big boys
  • Flip it

Stage 3 The Time Trail (Individual Effort) EMOM (Every Minute on the Minute) 3 minutes:

  • 5 Hand-Release Merkins
  • 10 Squats
  • 10 Big Boy Sit-Ups
  • Remainder of minute = rest

We did not get to do the following but it is coming on one of my future Q’s.

Team Sprint (Fellowship Push), teams of 3:

  • 100 Merkins
  • 200 LBCs
  • 300 Air Squats

One man works, One man planks, One man runs to the 50 yard line.

Sarpy Slammers

Circle of Trust (COT)

  • Name-o-Rama, in front of the “King” mural.
  • Announcements
  • Prayers
    • Ogre’s MIL, Judy, as she recovers from heart surgery.
    • Fun Dips, Dad and Takedown’s grandpa, Steve, as he recovers from hand and back surgery.
  • Word from the Q:
  • The Tour is grueling—just like life. Riders support one another. No one wins alone.
  • “Bear one another’s burdens, and thereby fulfill the law of Christ.” Galatians 6:2

Aye, Animal House!

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